Hop-walking

A way to talk about skipping without sounding like a fairy.

GAY version (skipping):
Guy 1: Dude, after I beat that guy up I skipped down the street.
Guy 2: That's gay.

Straight Version (hop-walking):
Guy 1: Dude, I found a really cute pair of shoes today! And I hop-walked all the way home in them!
Guy 2: Bro, NICE!
*fist bumps*

by Bo'sBrother September 28, 2010

westside walk

When a heavily muscled person, especially one that uses anabolic steroids, pinches their upper back together, spreads out their arms, and kicks their legs out to the side as they walk (usually on the balls of their feet).

Ronald: "Damn. That guys is yoked."
Ritchie: "Which one?"
Ronald: "The one over there doing the Westside Walk."

by Big-Gary December 27, 2015

dinosaur walk

Slow, crawling unsteady walk. You are almost dead but still moving.

Maggie saw the roach dinosaur walking across the room. The raid hit him hard.

by Lmoneytown March 31, 2017

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

Wine-walking

Verb: to joyously jaunt with liquid libation while admiring the excellence of nature.

Marisa enjoys wine-walking in the spring. She comes home much happier.

by ML-Eazy May 22, 2020

Walk that man

To complete a prison bid (sentence) in its entirety. Typically when you plead guilty instead of trying to fight the case on trial.

D: Yoo! You heard main man plead guilty to the armed robbery?

Mac: Yeah, they had him on tape with no mask on! He can’t fight that. Gotta walk that man now…

by Ghost of Pac-Man September 28, 2021

Walk of shame

When 2-24 hours after a sexual encounter with an individual, you journey back to your home, workplace, school, or any place of importance with immense guilt, satisfying at least one of the following:
1. Wearing the same clothes you wore before
2. Missing at least one article of clothing
3. Wearing bodily evidence ( hair out of place, hickeys, lines etc.)
4. Wearing your partners clothing.

Girlll, I did the walk of shame to my lecture class this morning.

by TSDK June 2, 2018