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Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.
Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.
by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023
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Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.
Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.
by sensei10 July 22, 2021
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Vegan Spitroast

A Spitroast performed by two women wearing strap-ons. A meatless spitroast.
James so blackout drunk with his lesbian roommate, and her girlfriend, that they ended up Vegan Spitroasting him.
by Meatless Virgin May 12, 2021
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Vegan

A person who likes to eat vegetables and doesnt want any food that has some ingredients of animals in it.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Vegan

Wow look at that vegan!
I don’t like vegans!
Mommy, why do vegans look so scary? Because they don’t eat mean and you can see their bones.
by Veganhater69 January 4, 2022
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vegan chili

Hey Amanda how's that spaghetti sauce? It's not spaghetti sauce...it's my vegan chili...
by jiggityjrock September 6, 2016
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Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.
Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.
by Dr DF September 2, 2017
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