Fun Vampire

Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.
"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"

"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"

"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"

"Indeed my man"
by Dr_Sheriff February 06, 2019
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Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
by Vampire Son's Friend February 01, 2022
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vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody
while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving
by yeeticusprime April 03, 2022
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Vampire

The nickname you give the palest kid you know.
Random: Hey Vampire
Kid: Oh Hey:
by That one tall chick named Rae January 15, 2020
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Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by December 23, 2022
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Vampire

A blood sucking creature, usually very beautiful (Only the Men). They are very very triggered when they can smell blood and wanna suck it all out.
Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud
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vampire

a vampire is someone who used to be a person but then a vampire fed them there blood then killed them and waited for them to wake up so that they could feed off human blood in order to complete the process
friend:have you seen that new show?

me: the vampire diaries?

friend:yes it’s very good
by vampirediaries123 October 31, 2020
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