captain fantasy is the name of a movie character
by suggestions121 August 04, 2008
Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.
Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.
Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.
Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.
Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
by RussianBear December 10, 2013
When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
by baconlynn August 22, 2016
The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
by dangerzone116 December 16, 2011
Another word for dickpic
by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021
a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page
Captain Galbraith strikes again!
by Adam Adamson May 12, 2008
A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.
there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos
there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos
Captain Persassy is so cool!
by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 19, 2021