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I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
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hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend
Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?
by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021
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Let me think about that and forget it quickly

A phrase you say to someone when you don't want to consider their suggestion seriously.
A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.
Can I guy your gaming chair for $5?

Let me think about that and forget it quickly.
by SGT_ED May 21, 2024
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think differ

when you make fun of Steve Apple too much in your head but you're probably no better.
look at that "artist". he's got a think differ so it means he's allowed to be funny apparently.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
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Stupid Thinking

The art of thinking in a way that is not dramatically sharp-witted, therefore the person using this technique may have decisions or thoughts that is not very alike to what others would think as "normal".
Ted: Hey John I just found out that I have adapted to Stupid Thinking!

John: No Ted, you're just a fucking dumbass.
by dumbass19 August 6, 2019
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:thinking:

When you want to show in a humorous way that you have doubts about something. Most popular used on Twitch chats.
"Hm, what do I do now? :thinking:"
"I don't know If my teammates are good or bad :thinking:"
"Should I throw the game? :thinking:"
by Kholdie February 15, 2017
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I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 5, 2022
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