Non-Husband(able)

When you are somebody's husband in they head.

I don't love these hoes I'm Non-husband(able).

by Eddy 428 Hoes April 27, 2021

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Non-Discriminating Friend

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend

The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.

by JaydenJehenna December 10, 2011

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Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one

Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.

by jlb0576 January 6, 2018

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non driving motherfucker

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.

I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!

"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"

by Sigma Rigel June 1, 2021

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non-negro nigga

A non-negro nigga, or tripple N for short, is a person who is black even if not phenotypically appearing to me. Think Dominicans or white-passing lightskins

Bro 1: Bro I don't fuck with her. She uses the n-word.
Bro 2: Oh, dude it's ok, she's a tripple N.
Bro 1: What's that?
Bro 2: A non-negro nigga. Don't worry, she's black.

by Thisisntcory73 September 8, 2020

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