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Lincoln Twist

When an caucasian women double handedly jerks off an African American man to help "set him free"
Last night in Houston, Reggie found a girl to give him a Lincoln twist.
by wellheyn8 November 6, 2025
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twisted the wrist

When you twist a joint and shove it in ones ass
Cassie told me that she would twisted the wrist and came at me
by SMGxGOD May 26, 2018
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Kcinvar Twist

ragingly twisting your balls whilst a toothless prostitute (who may or may not be a nugget) licks your bum out with maximum efficiency. this is all done while hanging upside down in gimp suit at the oldest night club in the city.
Kanye West: I am in love with the Kcinvar Twist, and I'm a genius.
by Ravithegreat123! July 9, 2022
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twist-e

The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp
U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit
by anonymous March 27, 2024
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Twist n Shot

Twist n shot is a slang term used to describe male masturbation, leading to an explosive release. Twisting hand motions leading to climax, can be associated with twisting and releasing hand motions.
Damn, last night I had a good old’ twist n shot and I feel much better.
by barkerbeasat June 28, 2025
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Twisted

When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is
That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 15, 2019
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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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