Jonathan

jonathan is my ex, i still have so much love for him, when we were together he was so loving but when we broke up he just turned into this evil person that only stays around for a matter of time. This is R.

jonathan is my manipulative gaslighting loving ex.

by remy. C March 23, 2025

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school

Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.

by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022

Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021

Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025