A man who is possessed by the devil due to playing World of Warcraft. He's a dentist and he plays with characters named with Luv at the end
by Troezen February 01, 2023
The act of being incredibly fat. Often refers as a human pedophile. Frequent intake of loli porn.
Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”
Is gay.
Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”
Is gay.
by dinthewhale October 26, 2022
A Fricking ALPHA chad, who gets babes like they're ants on his food. He is considered a alpha chad, who is the dominating form of all chads. No matter what definition your name has, Jeff is the pure form of a god who has absorbed the sheer fricking power of all chads that exist in this small universe. He is the considered the god of peace, (seriously, look it up) and he is a god damn CHAD
by Some chad :I June 21, 2020
by therealjohndoe August 15, 2018
by Jeff Lover #1 April 06, 2022
A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.
by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022
noun / myth / urban legend)
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
Girl 1: Yo, did you see that guy doing one-handed push-ups while reciting Shakespeare and solving a Rubik’s cube?
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
by K2darizzle May 16, 2025