Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Block Captain

The captain, commander, or leader of the “block”.

If you want to hit that lick, you gotta get the ok from the Block Captain.

by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 4, 2023

Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.

Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.

by Get Wrekked August 9, 2019

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain sus

When you are leading a group of sus people and your the susest of the sus.

I'm the susest man alive, call me captain sus

by therapistgod June 1, 2021

Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.

"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"

by clayhands May 25, 2021

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014