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Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike
Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.
by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022
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Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.
Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.
by Petdragon May 12, 2022
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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
by kaesesocke June 2, 2019
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A comedic term created by popular My Chemical Romance Instagram fan page; @frank.ieros_low_e.string. The sandwich is referred to as Frank Iero’s favorite thing to get at In-N-Out Burger. This is the sandwich he attempted to order before being harassed for his pride in New Jersey. He later killed all the people at In-N-Out Burger in his fit of rage.
“I want a Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans, because I am vegetarian and I want a Wawa coffee.
by i.make.memes.not.tragedies November 28, 2020
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Vegan

Shut up simon, stop having a hissy fit about veganism
by Stop Fighting September 12, 2022
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Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
by Sniderbee February 9, 2014
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vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019
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