Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
by Olive989 March 02, 2023
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coco cream puff

a word that describes your fruity black friend who loves white men
j:imma start calling you coco cream puff
e:NOOOOOO
j:*sets name on sc as coco cream puff*
by wheresmybflol June 28, 2022
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Sugar Puff Monster

A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.
Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??

Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
by Boldy Pum Pum June 01, 2009
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fluffy puff marshmallows

Try the new fluffy puff marshmallows, they are New! Orange and black flavored! Ding!
by Wester97 March 31, 2004
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fluffy puff marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows are not sponsered by Homnestar Runner, Theyre ADVERTISED by him... Marshie is FPM's mascot who is a talking (freaky looking) marshmallow
- HE'S GOING THIS WAY!! - Don't you like him? Kids ask for him by name ("Wha'?" "Huh?")

"Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner
by Luke October 21, 2003
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Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.
by fuzzypickle16 February 11, 2012
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puff the magic dragon

"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"
by jordybear92 May 08, 2008
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