Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who slept with a fish one inside their throat.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever had a fishbone stuck in your throat?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 7, 2021

Mafia

What I call people with deformities.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a deformity?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan

Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia

by Russianmafiacreator May 11, 2021

CS Mafia

A bloody comic with lots of tits and ass

"I just want them to crush me between their thighs."
"Who?"
"Iza from CS Mafia"

by Wishywashyhandsoap July 5, 2022

Mafia

What I call people who sell their electronics for dates.

Person 1: Do you sell your electronics?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025