gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Gooch Caboose

The act of you and your best bro scissoring your taints, while holding your nut sacks so as to not cross the threshold of gay.

"Hey bro, are you ready to run the gooch caboose later tonight?"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"

by Prince ChrisP May 20, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022

Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017

my gooch bitch

something funny to say y around friends

wanna know what that smells like “My Gooch Bitch

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

Marshall Richardson (Gooch)

Sorry as fuck🤣

Bro this guy at the bar couldn’t even wheel a 2 so he went home with a dude. Reminds me of Marshall Richardson (Gooch).

by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025