instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.

I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.

by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019

Ornage creamed

When a drug dealer has been smoking his own bud too much and can’t even spell no more

Guy put “Best skittles haze about 📲🍑🔥” on his story, fully ornage creamed

by Mohammed Naqvi March 17, 2021

creamed strawberry

The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.

Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X September 7, 2015