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taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.
Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."
by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013
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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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taking revenge

An American Christian Rock/ Christian Metal band Formed in Jackson Mississippi, with a unique style of music they love there fans the band is also formed by there guitarist Christian Rushing, there drummer is Troy Etheridge and there front man is Adam Kirkland they are making a fan page on Facebook and a official band website.

Websites Instagram,Twitter
by Jake Passion December 14, 2013
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Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work
McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"
by J-Blacky April 6, 2014
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taking sips up into my nose

Code for snorting crystal meth

Pawned from the Third Eye Blind song
"The Sky it was gold. It was rose. I was taking sips up into my nose."
Stephan Jenkins wrote in Semi-Charmed Life that he took sips up into his nose. The whole damn song was about crystal meth!!
by Lady Anne April 25, 2016
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Talking Brick

Person 1: Yo Yo, what's good dawg?

Person 2: Yo what's poppin?

Person 1: Nun much yo, we about to pull up to the west side with all my crackas Yo!

Person 2: Tf did you just say?

Person 1: Lol nothing nvm

Person 2: My nigga shut the fuck up, all you do is just be "Talking Brick" like that shit is making no sense.
by blabkabla August 8, 2016
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talking beans

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth
"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"
by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017
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