picnic table

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.
"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."
by Ms. Hot Pants June 21, 2007
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make out table

No love, actually that was me. Not Andy nor Jeff.

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Welcome to The Purple Slushies hit list Miss Erin. We're glad to have you :)
by Anti-Christ January 12, 2005
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someone who wear a lot of sweaters
Balls land menacingly on table just stepped in the room
by good guy u pls October 18, 2019
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Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!
by Peter has no dick April 14, 2005
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I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.
Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.
by Angel_k March 21, 2010
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A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱
Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table
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It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
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