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magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.
"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"
by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014
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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.
"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson
by AR58 March 25, 2023
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Power stone

The first stone Thanos collected, the power stone gives you amplified strength and can shoot a beam that stuns your enemies. This stone can't be held by a human unlike the soul stone.
The power stone used to be owned by nova
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Shite stones

When your shits are really painful
My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones
by CoolicedT September 14, 2017
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Stone Setting

In the Jewish funeral tradition, the gravestone is generally erected between 6 and 12 months after the burial of the dead person.

Prayers are said and a small ceremony is held beside the grave. The inscription on the headstone is normally read out.
John: "You look upset mate..."

Jack: "Yeah, it was my uncle's stone setting this morning"
by SW1112 September 26, 2012
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krysten stone

is a girlfriend that everyone would want to have in there life. she is amazing, funny, caring, loving, helpful, supportive and you can always count on her. everyone wants a krysten but only a danny deserves her. she has an amazing rear end too.
wooah did you see krysten stone today, she looks amazing!!
by Danny Hamilton August 30, 2012
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