Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019

cat sniffing

n. (in Chinese context) The act of kissing a cat in an ecstatic manner. Such behavior is involuntary and caused by addiction to cute cats.

Cat sniffing for one day, cat slave forever.

by je veux phoque July 26, 2019

pineapple sniffer

Someone who likes pineapples

Riley has been eating pineapples all week she is a total pineapple sniffer

by Pineapplesniffer666 July 30, 2019

Bean Sniffer

Like a bean licker only 1. Addicted to crack and 2. Sniffs everyone’s beans

Person 1.) Wow Travis is such a bean sniffer

Person 2.) Yeah it feels as like he’s always high

by Bean Licker October 11, 2019

National Sniff Pennies Day

National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.

Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!

by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019

Butt sniffer

The act of someone named Zoe sniffing someone butt (someone usually named haven)

“That girl named Zoe at our school is a butt sniffer and her bfs name is even haven.” “ do you know what that means” “ no what” “ that she sniffs his butt like the human catipiller when they are alone” “ no way that’s cool I wish my name was zoe”

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Dry sniffer

When somebody is hitting the packs with out any alcoholic beverages

Your a dirty dry sniffer

by The Direst sniffer March 14, 2020