skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

Skin Knees

A British cunt bucket who skinned is knees in kickball like a fucking retard.

Skin knees is overweight.

by Skin knees April 11, 2022

Skin Container

a vessel for carrying alcohol or other liquids, particularly when BYOB is prohibited.

Betty Bartender: "You will be 86'ed if you are seen bringing your own booze onto the premises."

Larry Lush: "What if I bring it in my own skin container?"

by The Drunk Whisperer March 25, 2009

Skin one

Skin one means to s*ck a d*ck.

When I was a kid and my dad was about to kick someone's ass or was mad.. He'd tell them to go skin one.

by Anthony Cutter December 19, 2021

pumpkin skin

A person who is between light skin and brown skin. Their skin color is an orangish-golden brown.

"I'm a pumpkin skin"

by Naya Smith March 17, 2017

Skin Winch

Penis.

Note: Most effective when said with thick Aussie accent and preceded by "me" rather than "my".

Kate was so excited to finally see me skin winch.

Nah bro, the missus has to work tonight so I'll just be at home yankin me skin winch.

No homo, but Dave has the biggest skin winch I've ever seen.

by WackoJacko11 July 2, 2017