simone

nobody likes a simone.

david - "hey! simone how are you?"

Simone - "pushin p"

David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"

by diepoocheese May 17, 2022

simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Bossen

Simon = Bossen

by vilm May 25, 2022

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022

Simon

Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.

Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?

by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022

Simon

A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.

"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"

by A Trusyworthy person April 20, 2022