Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Bag Shadow

Bag Shadow is the dark scruffy look on your ball sack when you forgot to shave it for a few days.

Dam Robert you better break out the old lady's razor and shave them nuts because you have a bad case of Bag Shadow

by The Stiffis October 8, 2015

Shadow Hoe

When you're gay and you are dating someone from the opposite gender just to hide that you're gay.

Henry- "Dang, Peter isn't gay. I kind of have a crush on him."
Sierra- "Don't worry, Gina is just his shadow hoe."

by Random Sponge March 2, 2015

Shadow Group

A shadow group is a qualitative research technique similar to focus groups, however, the moderator only asks rhetorical questions. Shadow groups are only conducted by a select few researchers and the effectiveness of this technique is considered highly suspect. It is closely related to other Amorphitative techniques.

Jim thought he was providing information for a study about cat food, but when he arrived at the facility he and the other participants were part of a shadow group where they were asked only rhetorical questions.

by circlesofindecision October 1, 2018

RAID: Shadow Legends

A mobile game with stupid ads and is clearly almost as cringey, if not more so than TikTok and Among Us are, would never play it and would not recommend anyone to do it.

RAID: Shadow Legends is dumber than Clowns are.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 2, 2022

shadow triad

a group of three men in a single room in the dark, sorta like an eyes wide shut situation but with the bros

i was invited to a shadow triad, let's just say i'm not doing that again

by 21kkn March 22, 2021

Shadow Dance

Shadow Dance is basically in the name, you could be behind something and your man on the other side while he sees your shadow and your dancing, very sexy indeed when the lights are a different color.

Dude she did a shadow dance and it was soooo hot! 😍😩

by studd3dbr4inz August 16, 2022