Queef Muffler

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?
by Dick davis February 27, 2014
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Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.
Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!
by NastyNatalie January 27, 2017
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Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
by Dirk217 October 24, 2018
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Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 09, 2020
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Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.
I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.
by Odd_James June 27, 2019
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HotBoxed Queef

The act of a women running on the beach for a long period of time then going to the car spreading her legs and letting the sweating queef pour out
Yo man I heard my mom Have a hotboxed queef in the car the other day
by nou123134 July 10, 2018
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queef bar

A stupid granny slut who likes to get fucked multiple times by lesbian girls that stick large objects in their vaginas
Your ex girlfriend is a queef bar
by bushybeater7 February 29, 2016
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