An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
by Olive989 March 1, 2023
Get the Puff the Magic Dragonmug. While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
Get the Louisiana Mud Puffmug. A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.
Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??
Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
by Boldy Pum Pum June 3, 2009
Get the Sugar Puff Monstermug. by Wester97 March 30, 2004
Get the fluffy puff marshmallowsmug. Fluffy Puff Marshmallows are not sponsered by Homnestar Runner, Theyre ADVERTISED by him... Marshie is FPM's mascot who is a talking (freaky looking) marshmallow
- HE'S GOING THIS WAY!! - Don't you like him? Kids ask for him by name ("Wha'?" "Huh?")
"Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner
"Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner
by Luke October 21, 2003
Get the fluffy puff marshmallowsmug. After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.
by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012
Get the Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffsmug. by jordybear92 May 15, 2008
Get the puff the magic dragonmug.