crow piss

Dawn

I was up at crow piss this morning - a Newfoundland and Nova Scotia expression.

by Adam Bell July 17, 2003

piss kick

Taken from the TV series Phoenix Nights, In episode 3 series 1. Young Kenny is told to write "Psychic Tonight" for Brian Potters club. Phoenix Nights.
He keeps getting stopped by police and on his final attempt he spells it "pyskick"

"PYSKICK!! what the hells a piss kick?!?! its suppost to say psychic...tit..."

by Craig the Lemur December 16, 2006

Piss Fingers

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.

by Koknballz May 21, 2017

piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy

" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"

by badboi87 April 26, 2007

piss closet

A bathroom

Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.

by dick fitzentite December 9, 2009

Boner Piss

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

by djscat March 13, 2013

pissed-offedness

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.

1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."

by SchizoFranticClown December 19, 2008