Closet liberal; one who poses as independent thinker and journalist, but is using one's position to spread liberal media bias.
by Ima feinlan February 8, 2004

lil timmy tim is a renowned 19th century french american poet, musician, philosopher, and statistician. some would describe him as a statistical wonder, a statistical gem. his probability of being on TV is 1000 billion %. sources say he is 2 inches proud. his most well known work is "statistics" and his rendition of "roman's revenge" by current united states president onika maraj.
one of lil timmy tim's most famous quotes, which is commonly believed to be incredibly relevant to today's society, is "statistics, yup, yup. statistics, yup, yup. ms. lawton! ms lawton!"
by cevansbitch June 7, 2020

by naomiinomess June 4, 2013

by SAX-A-MA-PHOOOONE... August 11, 2006

Random guy you meet online that becomes a special friend even though he's living a while away and Momma would NOT approve. Is a hypocrite to his future kids.
by DallasnotTexas April 26, 2013

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.
Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
by Legooolas June 5, 2005
