Deze Nuts

Used after a question usually referring to "i don't know" or a person’s testicals.

Do you know who stole my car?....

Yea Deze Nuts

by Lord Snifilous April 1, 2004

Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ...

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.

Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.

by simmah April 1, 2004

ass nuts

Dingleberries/hemmoroids.Anything dangling from the ass region.

My ass nuts are killin' me today.

by Tri-State dumb asses January 31, 2008

My nuts are in a tight wind

an expression used when your in a sticky situation and you dont know what to do

so the other night i accidently banged tom in the pooper, the lights were off and i thought it was vanessa, ugh my nuts are in a tight wind right now.

by carboner in the butt February 21, 2011

nigger nuts

1. any black variety of nut
2. testicles on a negro (especially very large ones)
3. part of a phrase of inquiry into a black man's sanity

1. WTF is with these dark walnuts? I never ordered any nigger nuts!
2. If Mike Tyson ever tried to rape me, I'd kick him so hard in his nigger nuts he'd change his mind fast!
3. Chris Rock is dating Roseanne Barr? Is that nigger nuts?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 7, 2012

Deez Nuts

What came in the mail today.

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"

by Anya Braginski July 19, 2015

the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004