Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.

(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;

by Fnaftail28 March 12, 2019

Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

Noob Veteran

A Player who has been playing for a prolonged period of time but is still either mediocre or bad

I'm one of those Noob Veterans, I've been playing this game for like 5 years and I still don't have a win.

by Fudjdjjskskdjf September 15, 2019

hecking noob

Usually to be toxic online, one might say "hecking noob!" To either joke around or couse a fight with other 9 year olds. This term is mainly used in the roblox community and/or minecraft. By conclusion when someone online says "hecking noob!" the best responses would be "ur mom" or "no u". This will couse the toxic players defeat and you win.... or you can just call them "fat".

Toxic player: you hecking noob!!
You: fat.
Toxic player: (commits not exist)
You: win.

by GoatKing October 8, 2019

noob boon

A crowd of noobs crowding into an elevator;.

Yay, Noob Boon Time!

by Delelelelelemariokart November 4, 2017

laggy noob

A laggy noob is a roblox player that teleports, lags, and doesn’t know how to plays a game.

Laggy noob: *teleports
Actual player: HEY STOP BEING A LAGGY NOOB

by Clochy December 31, 2020

noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012