Flaming Crotch

a red head who has an extremely over sized bush

- that bitch is such a flaming crotch

- that guy has a flaming crotch

- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"

- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

flame-kin

The accidental act of setting one's penis on fire with lighter fluid.

Guy #1: CALL THE HOSPITAL! I JUST PULLED A FLAME-KIN!
Guy #2: aww, thats not so bad... i once did Barrak Obama... there ain't nothin' worse than that.
Guy #1: Dude... i'm sorry... i didn't know...

by Da boggart June 18, 2008

Flaming Poison

actual imbecile, literal doofus, probably one of the biggest bastards you can find on the internet. never interact with this man

Bro he is flaming poison

by lustives January 11, 2023

Flaming Diarrhea

Scientific Name Crappiest globalcanus, it will completely kill you. Entirely.

That Flaming Diarrhea WasDeadly!

by Doc_Pie May 4, 2015

Flaming Andale

When a guy puts a sombrero on the bed to suggest role play, but you fart in it, light it on fire, and toss it outside. Cause no one wants sombrero role play.

I had to pull a flaming andale on that dummy.

by Fartsmcgeehola May 30, 2018

Flaming Nazi

The Flaming Nazi is an intense masturbation technique. It involes a male putting a clamp on their testicals and ejaculating while the clamp is still on causing intense pain and pleasure.

"I did a Flaming Nazi and it hurt bad"

by cloontang September 18, 2011

Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set on fire. The way to drink a flaming tequila is best done by way of a staw.

First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.

The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.

Sheila burned her throat on the Flaming Tequila.

by Bob August 6, 2004