Linux distro maker

This is who you are when you feel like you've developed an entirely new OS (operating system) even though you just made a new distro for Linux OS.

After spending all weekend tweaking settings and packaging my own Linux distro, I felt like I've developed an entirely new OS — even though I'm just a Linux distro maker.

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

Boston Ice Maker

When a male with another male, or female fills an asshole or vagina with ice cubes and proceeds to have penetrating sex. After mutual climax, the ice holder ejects the ice into a Stanley cup.

Nick showed Bridgette how the Boston Ice Maker works prior to sharing a Stanley of water before bed.

by KBSMNTBE2026 January 10, 2026

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025