Mystic Mafia

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.

You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.

by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024

Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "Mafia"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Mafia

What I call people with abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Mafia

What I call people with a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "mafia".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Mafia

When a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard wants to smack backs.

Person 1: Hey, are you a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard who likes to smack backs?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Mafia

What I call people who are dwarfs

Person 1: Are you a dwarf?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "Mafia"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Mafia

What I call people who puncture their tongue with their two front teeth.

Person 1: Has your tongue ever been punctured by your two front teeth?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025