Arizona Salt Licker

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.

Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."

by jkldosan a673 July 8, 2011

chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

Korn Licker

A person obsessed with the band Korn.

-Hey did you hear the new Korn single?

-Shut up you Korn Licker! I don't care about you talking about Korn all the time. Its freaken annoying!!

by Gordon Kay March 8, 2011

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 11, 2008

Chocolate ass licker

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.

"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"

by MdotSdot February 4, 2009

Minge Licker

A minge licker a person of high intelligence that continuously watch disabled, interracial, trans, gay midget pornography on a day to day basis with no shame

Gary's mum is such a minge licker, she wouldn't even bat an eye to anyone except Peter dinklage.

by The VA Community of filth February 6, 2019

Jail Bar Licker

A individual who gets pleasure out of licking jail bars, rusty, or clean

Did you hear about that kid who likes jail bars, you know JBL?
Yeah, he loves that sweet metal, he must be a Jail Bar Licker

by lololol500 December 10, 2010