Corkscrew Landing

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.

Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.

by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018

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land octopus

A really sexy spider

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?

by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019

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Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

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drift lands

A barren area for practicing drifts in acar without risking lives other then your own.

Does Manchester have any drift lands? Want to learn to drift good right after I get a car.

by Markavian January 17, 2009

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Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014

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