Bench Knocking

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.

by Black-Ice-Bandit August 13, 2008
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ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.
Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much
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Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
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Knocking Tang

Knocking Tang is when 2 hot teenagers have sex.
My parents aren't home, good time for Knocking Tang don't you think?
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hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.
Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.
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Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"
"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z
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hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.
It's the hard knock life.
by sigmundur March 31, 2018
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