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Juan

Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.
Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks
by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018
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Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024
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Juan roi

‘Juan’ as a Chinese phrase to describe those being super competitive and extremely hardworking among people such as colleagues or classmates. When a juan person is near you, he will work overtime everyday and make the boss feel that you are not hardworking.
Roi is the French word for ‘king’.
Juan roi is a juan person in France or Quebec region.
Oh you are truly a Juan Roi! You work 80 hours a week! For what?
by Hanabi026 November 25, 2021
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Juan

Juan is loving and caring. He will do whatever he can to make you happy and will even give his life for the women he loves. So if you're still not sure who is the ONE, don't look elsewhere and find yourself a JUAN.
Juan makes me feel complete he makes me feel alive and I love JUAN because he is the ONE.
by Juan Demetrio November 23, 2021
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Juan

He suffers from dark moods but is also inclined to deal with it by being even more busy and distracted. They may be adamant to friends that they're fine but slip into morbid terrain in private. Remembers every insult ever said to him from the age of 5. Drowns away his problems in milk and music.
Juan: hay I have a question abou-
random guy: no-one cares Juaaaaaan!!
by naaaaun March 27, 2019
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juan reyes

Juan reyes is a beautiful lovely young gentlemen. He's nice and kind hearted. Juan reyes is dating Nevaeh.
Wow Juan Reyes is a hottie!
by thebestblack1111 April 21, 2023
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Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.
José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.
by NuggetMilitia1 January 19, 2022
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