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Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.
José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.
by NuggetMilitia1 January 19, 2022
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Juan

Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
Juan: hey let’s go throw a rock at that homeless person
Person 1: no way man not cool
by Andbandj April 20, 2022
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Juan

A kid that won’t shut up about how Super smash Bro Melee is the best in the series, always asks what your stats are in video games, won’t shut up about competitive video game play.
OH MY GOD JUAN I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BEST STRATEGY IN A CHILDREN'S GAME!!!
by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019
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juan

a stubborn annoying Spanish boy. absolutely a nationalist, dates Mexican chicks called Ana.

isn't good at English and never does there laundry.
ana: "i think hes cute"
gaia: "nah hes juan"
by holafvck November 4, 2019
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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
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Juan

Is a name mostly used for really cool and wise people, someone named juan tends to have a really big cock and will not be afraid to talk about thy member!

They're also usually the type of person to stay awake at night thinking about their loved one, even though that same person will repeatdly tell them to sleep early, but other than all that, juan's tend to be calm yet feisty, if you have one take care of them and they'll be subbing to you in no time!
Girl 1: "what kind of men do you like?"
Girl 2: "I'd have to say a Juan"
by LynShady November 21, 2023
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Juan

a kid that thinks and behaves like the world revolves around him, you can be sitting doing nothing and out of nowhere he can annoy the shit out of you to the point that you want to beat him up. he's that one kid that wont stop playing minecraft and the type of person to abuse power in any situation in a game. Its like some one slapping a baby for sucking it's thumb. it could be a living hell just knowing someone named Juan
bozo, his name is Juan
by jarrylovestits August 21, 2022
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