jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 10, 2024

Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Jose Rodrigo

Name that Word inexplicable even by aliens, meaningless but significant

Jose Rodrigo is not important but it does matter

by March 09, 2022

Josing

The act of taking a poop before showering, and wiping with your hand in the shower instead of toilet paper.

Dude, josing is so much better than wiping. It doesn’t waste toilet paper, and it feels good

by Wafflesusser67 April 09, 2024

Josing

Josing is basically another word to say joking but with a bit of a slang to it

“Bro stop playing!”
Chill I was just josing with you!

by Bracefacelaylayduh February 06, 2022

Jose Santos

Jose Santos is him.

Jose Santos?
Flawless

by Mr.Faxonly February 09, 2023

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 17, 2025