January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 25th

A special date

January 25th is a special date when a special person is born you would be lucky to have a friend born on this day <3

by Bolena January 3, 2022

January 8

the most smartest persons where born on january 8! So if you're born on january 8 it seems that you are a very smart person :)
btw if you're reading this on your birthday a very happy birthday from me to you

boy 1: ''hey do you know her she seems so smart.''
boy 2: ''yeah because she's born on january 8''
boy 1: ''oh that makes sense!''

by im_not_james_bond January 4, 2022

6th January

Today is a very special day when you hum the mid-air today!!!

(Should be great fun)

Lad: *humps mid-air
Lad-2: What was that for?
Lad: 6th January??
Lad 2: Ohhh yeah! *humps mid-air

by EveryDayIsAGoodDay January 6, 2022

January 10

January 10 is national "buy a hatsune miku figure to your lgbt friend" day

"Look! I got you a Hatsune Miku figure because it's January 10!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my house Johnny it's 2am"

by im high while writing these January 9, 2022

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

12th of January

Give head to your boyfriend u too they are dry, give a 3 minute rest between orgasms

Oh look it’s the 12th of January! Go get your boyfriend.

by Mr Monkeyman3000 January 10, 2022