jacked

a term or excitment or happiness

Man I am so jacked to hit up the club tonight

by gryphon boy January 23, 2005

Jacker

A person good at taking sex education classes while high.

Man that teachers trippin, can he not see the Jackers in this bitch?

by ulunga November 8, 2018

Jizz on my jacket

masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.

paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in

"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"

by chris1984 May 20, 2009

Bruce and Jackies

Two hard nips, see Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!

by Rees October 20, 2004

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

Jackie

"Jackie" is a first name referring to individuals who, while striving to be different, remain mundane reproductions of a society's most typical expectations.

Many will refer to Jackies as beautiful, intelligent, and kind. These things may certainly be true, but they operate within the constraints of a limited perspective. Jackies will always exhibit a few distinguishing traits, but are largely unable to escape relatively "ordinary" lifestyles.

"Though she's explicitly critical of national politics, I knew her name would be Jackie because she still votes along traditional party lines."

by hippo-criti-call911 January 27, 2013

Jacket

Having a wank. (Usually occurs around 10 times a day.)

Do not disturb, Jacket is having a jacket.

by jacketer March 4, 2009