Amish Cabbage

A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.

I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.

by Slacker13013 May 26, 2024

Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022

Cabbage-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.

"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 05, 2017

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023