light bulb

it shines light, that’s why it has the word light in it. dumb mf why would u search this up in the first place, ofc yk what a mf light bulb is

bob: what’s that light from the ceiling?

jess: it’s a light bulb u retard

by dirtysweatpantsontheflooooooor June 15, 2022

Light the Fuse

The act of biting on your partners nipple, in a public location i.e. Under a bridge

"honestly mate, girls love it when you light the fuse!"

by DynamiteLee August 16, 2021

Cynthia Light

The sealed, waterproof lighting fixture commonly used in a walk-in shower.

The Cynthia light was on a 20 minute timer.

by golfspirit June 2, 2018

light-globing

A particular style of fellatio where the testicles are twisted.

"Honey are you in the mood for some light-globing?"

by SARCHANGELUS February 14, 2017

Whoors Light

Noun: A group of whores who are not fat.
Origin: 2010

Example: Landmines.

Antonyms: Gernades (and/or) Bazookas.

George: "Roger, look at that pack of Whoors Light."
Roger: "Chill man, not my type. I love Bazookas."

by Hotshot2011 December 26, 2010

Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

Fog lights

Auxiliary lighting on most new vehicles that is to be used when the road is obscured by fog, snow or locust swarm. Also known as Loser Lights when turned on during the day or the weather is nice and sunny.

Losers are easy to spot these days, just go for a drive in clear weather and check how many fog lights are turned on. They are then known as loser lights and are the signature move of that group.

by Rykoshea September 1, 2020