Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.

man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s

by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009

Liquid Gooch

The liquid that secretes from between your balls and asshole.

I licked on that liquid gooch

by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025

Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since

Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy

by Tamji February 8, 2024

The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.

Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"

by The Wordenator September 2, 2016

Gooch Cooch

A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.

Ew.. I went down on her and she had a gooch cooch!

by Blu’s Gooch Cooch September 27, 2020