After being "liberated" by its governor, Georgia reported nearly 1,000 new Covid-19 cases in the past 24 hours.
Thinking not of its reopened tattoo parlors, bowling alleys and nail salons, but of all those who would inevitably sicken and suffer, kept Georgia on my mind this morning.
Georgia is a really smart girl and is only destined for one man... Kieran is a common theme with women named Georgia, but he is a prick and a pussyhole and there is a special someone she is thinking of.
He is:
Pretty
Idiotic
Odd
Truthful
Reliable