Food turnt

When someone eats so much food they're turnt.

Hey! Let's get lit, and go get food turnt.

by Switz April 18, 2014

Food Remorse

(noun) When you forgo eating a particularly tasty morsel of food and later regret not eating said food.

Mallory left half her chocolate cake on the plate at the restaurant because she thought she was full. When she got home she had crazy food remorse from not pushing through and finishing the cake. food

by moneyman234 August 9, 2015

foot jobber

The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.

Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!

by ken208 October 22, 2015

Foosleforf

A close ally of the city Düssleforf. A typical breeding ground for wood-eating goats. Also home to Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Guy1: Dude should I bring my wooden shoes to Foosleforf?
Guy2: Wtf bro no the goats will eat them

by silent snakes July 22, 2019

Fookermooker

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.

God dammit bobathan fookermookered me

by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022

Crapulla Football Club

A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.

The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.

Example for Crapulla Football Club:

Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?

Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.

by rozza1 September 3, 2013

orange foolius

A person who poorly applies too much self tanner and because they are a legend in their own mind thinks that everyone views them as a robust, athletic type.

Did you see orange foolius out fleecing money that's not his and pretending he doesn't cheat at golf ?

by whimzcal March 24, 2020