Flash Porn

Just enough porn: one or two scenes. Because nobody is watching porn for the storyline.

I enjoyed some Flash Porn on my lunch break; i only had time to watch one scene and the table next to mine was probably wondering what I was smiling at.

by BluLemonade October 12, 2025

Mexican flash-bang

A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.

I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang

by Omegav February 23, 2023

flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

Adobe Flash Player

Is what u call a human that wears a stupid but still fucking swagy outfit.

For example if u see a dude wearing a stupid but drippy outfit u say:
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!

by BigPapaCarlos December 23, 2021

flash day

where you flash someone on february 18th

let me see yo titty its national flash day

okay

by fuukschool101 August 1, 2022

Flash hinka

A flashlight with the purpose of scavenging for weed on the floor

Point the flash hinka over here

I need a flash hinka

by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022

flash snaz

if something is just brilliant, then it's flash snaz
short for flashy and snazzy

"that's such a flash snaz car"
"you are so flash snaz"
"had the flash snazzest time"

by miss lucifer November 2, 2003