Edwardness

it is how edward people are. edward is a term for bald & short people are.

the edwardness of that guy is unfathomable.
he is so edward!

by electroencephallographically August 11, 2024

Edward

Edward is a guy with a massive knob

Dude, Edward has a humongous member

by edmassivedick March 2, 2021

Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Edward

An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.

Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.

by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021

Tyler Edwards

An epic gamer who owns a meme page known as @Rilla_MemeFare, he is really good at Apex Legends (Fuck Fortnite)
Nice guy, ginger/red head, Not gay, and Cousins with Noah Edwards

Tyler Edwards is a nice guy
My friend Tyler Edwards is really good at Apex

by A Epic gamer who Killed Thanos October 14, 2019

Edward

Edward, a kid, loving, guy. He can be clumsy sometimes but when he meets the right person he changes to a new funny, charming and cute person. Find an Edward for you

Girl# 1: Edward is cute.
Girl# 2: No, hes funny.
Girl#3: NO, He both.
All 3 Girl's: AHHH

by snapy009 February 27, 2022

Edward

A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.

Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."

by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021