An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.
“See you Culbert, your a fucking dry lunch”
“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
by PumPumMasher August 29, 2019

by Crag-master October 26, 2013

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by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019

Girl: Alex hasn’t texted me.
Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.
Bro: Wow you are dick dry.
Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.
Bro: Wow you are dick dry.
by Justasaying May 20, 2019

The Dry Flip is when you excel at the expense of those closest to you. It originates in the realm of white water rafting where the raft inverts but the guide manages to climb over the side and onto the slick base of the raft, achieving this feat requires a level of anticipation, strength, balance and water knowledge that is jedi like, it also requires the guide to sacrifice every customer to the rapid that flipped the boat.
Dusty's command of the fighter was exquisite, those on the deck of the carrier had never seen a jet maneuvered with that skill before, and never would again as the missile Dusty avoided took out the entire flight deck. It was the quintessential Dry Flip.
by NotNowFido August 8, 2020

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth
by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020
