Dry Lunch

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.
“See you Culbert, your a fucking dry lunch”

“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
by PumPumMasher August 29, 2019
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dry crag

Where a woman lacks sufficient lubrication, she is regarded as suffering the dry crag!!
Fetch the ky jelly dear - ive got the dry crag again
by Crag-master October 26, 2013
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Dry Hatching

Hatching an egg on Pokemon Go without exercising (riding in a car, trolley, on a horse, ect.)
Ain't no way in Hell I'm walking 10km in the summer sun to hatch an egg, let's go dry hatching!
by PokeMasterInTime July 17, 2016
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Dry Camping

Camping alone. Similar to dry humping; you go through all the motions but don't get any.
Jim goes dry camping all the time because his wife won't go with him.
by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019
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Dick Dry

1. No one is in your DM’s

2. No one is in your Pussy/ on your Dick
3. Simply no one likes you
Girl: Alex hasn’t texted me.

Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.

Bro: Wow you are dick dry.
by Justasaying May 20, 2019
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Dry Flip

The Dry Flip is when you excel at the expense of those closest to you. It originates in the realm of white water rafting where the raft inverts but the guide manages to climb over the side and onto the slick base of the raft, achieving this feat requires a level of anticipation, strength, balance and water knowledge that is jedi like, it also requires the guide to sacrifice every customer to the rapid that flipped the boat.
Dusty's command of the fighter was exquisite, those on the deck of the carrier had never seen a jet maneuvered with that skill before, and never would again as the missile Dusty avoided took out the entire flight deck. It was the quintessential Dry Flip.
by NotNowFido August 8, 2020
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dry poop

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth
tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy
by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020
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