a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)
by rainbowgorilla September 24, 2023
Get the Hallway crush mug.When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.
Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014
Get the Apollonian Crush mug.Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar
I think I have a new creep crush
I think I have a new creep crush
by Creepcrush2002 June 11, 2017
Get the Creep crush mug.The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.
by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021
Get the Guy Crush mug.When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old
Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020
Get the crush-itis mug.Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
Get the Crushed the Muffin mug.When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 5, 2017
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