Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"
by Naughtynurse0813 September 04, 2015
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crotch rage

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.
Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.
by unicornkillertoyota April 13, 2014
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Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!
Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!
by Str8sexychk May 05, 2023
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featureless crotch

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.
*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*
by Victorio115 January 21, 2020
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Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.
H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.
by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018
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crotch botch

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!
by MC Beer Truck June 05, 2011
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Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 04, 2017
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