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Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"
by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015
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Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.
Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012
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Curry Crotch

When a person (probably Indian) eats large quantities of curry so frequently that their cum begins to taste like it. This also leads to a spicy stench of the general crotch area hence, curry crotch.
Chad: “Hey man, did you hook up with Anushka at that party last weekend?”
Brad: “Yeah bro, but I regret it! She got that curry crotch going on!”
Chad: “Gross! well I hope you brought a bowl of rice to mix with it!”
by Blackdaddy69! September 2, 2019
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Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
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Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.
I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.
by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020
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crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
by auseyre December 6, 2009
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Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.
Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!
by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017
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