Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Cock Chopper

Niche term for a trans person that was born with a penis, but identifies as female.

Person 1: “Actually, my pronouns are she/her/they/them.”
Person 2: “Oh, you’re a cock chopper.”

by That smart Moldovan March 25, 2026

Mizzi chopped

Someone that is so outrageously ugly that they are on par with mizzi (the celebrity)

Mizzi chopped

by Aleksandar Mizdrak April 29, 2025

Medium Chopped

Not too good looking but not too bad looking

You’re not chopped, your medium chopped

by ComeThruZo June 9, 2025

R9 Chopper

A word to describe a veiny, big and light brown penis. Often used for American penises.

"Yo, whats up brochaco ciddy house fucking beast from America with the R9 chopper"
"hey nigga, this guy's got a fucking R9 chopper on him!"

by Brochaco ciddy January 7, 2026

Validly Chopped

When a person is “chopped,” but it is justified by a greater reason such as: Rich/Rich parents, or being a D1 athlete, etc…

Cam is Validly Chopped, because she is D1 in soccer.

Stacy is Validly Chopped, because her dad is a Tech CEO.

by Breck_Brady January 16, 2026

Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead

A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"

by Knobbyhedgeend August 30, 2013