Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 03, 2020
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Pottsy-care

state of mind on health, based on the idea that people who have strong immune systems dont need to be be tested. As in VD is a state of mind rather than an actual disease.
"I know it itches like crazy but i believe in 'Pottsy-care' so if i believe its not there then it will go away"
by ox49cent. October 08, 2009
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leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you
Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care
by :ge: October 05, 2017
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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 08, 2021
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Care Mad

When you're mad, but only because you care too much.
The hiring team really dropped the ball on our last 2 candidates. I'm care mad about it.
by mrpoptart6 July 17, 2024
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Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck
Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA
by lil nightmare May 03, 2024
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I care charity group

People who really do give a shit about other people don't feel a need to get themselves or their charity group on a TV News Camera to promote themselves. People who haven't taken anything from anyone don't feel a need to give them a chicken each, or food. That kind of thing comes from someone or a group who sees themselves as shepards amongst sheep, walking behind them with a cane.
I care charity group is bullshit, they don't give a fuck about you.
by Solid Mantis April 01, 2021
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